George Lopez called in to “On Air With Ryan Seacrest” Wednesday to talk dating, first impressions, and his new show, “Take Me Out,” which premieres tonight on FOX.

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On the LA Kings Winning the Stanley Cup:
“That Stanley cup, eventually everybody in the city gets to touch it. My goal would be to eat menudo out of the Stanley cup. One guy almost dropped it, to bounce that thing off the ice would be…but then you know, we’re in L.A., I’m sure someone could get it fixed really quick.”

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On First Impressions:
“First impression is almost everything, especially now. You know, girls will tell you, ‘ I want a guy that’s gonna do this, I want a guy that has money, I want a hot guy that can make me feel safe,’ and then the dude will be wearing cowboy boots with a suit and be completely blown out.”

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On His First Impression of Ellen‘s Husband:
“Can I say what my first impression was?  If I saw Roy, I would never work for a guy that had that much chest hair and a mullet.”

On How Men Can Tell Instantly If A Girl Is Worth Dating:
“I think you almost put you together with her, like you can see yourselves out, in a car, driving you know, almost like over PCH with the scarf around your neck and laughing at each other. At least that’s what I do.”