The buzz surrounding naughty novel, “Fifty Shades of Gray” is still alive and well, but this morning on Twitter the conversation turned away from who would make a good Christian Grey to who wouldn’t make a good audio book narrator.

Joan Rivers Talks ’50 Shades of Grey’ & Not Wanting To Be A Cougar [AUDIO]

From Ben Stein to Ted Mosby, we’re pretty sure you’d turn 50 shades of red listening to these famous folks whisper Grey’s sweet nothings over audio tape. Laugh away as you read through our picks for the #WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator and feel free to tweet additional suggestions to @OnAirWithRyan if you think of something better.

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#WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator Miss Piggy

— Cookie Monster (@A_CookieMonster) July 16, 2012

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#WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator Pee-Wee Herman

— Austin Harris (@AhosstheBOSS) July 16, 2012

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#WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator Peter Griffin from Family Guy — paige clark (@paigecl4rk) July 16, 2012

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#WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator Nigel Thornberry

— Obi Wank-Enobi(@adamtoremember) July 16, 2012

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#WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator Ben Stein

— Your Ex Boyfriend (@HeIsSuchAnAss) July 16, 2012

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#WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarratorFran Drescher — Chris Morris (@BurrowDweller73) July 16, 2012

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#WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarratorStephen Hawking’That’s.A.Smashing.Blouse.You.Have.On.’ — Paul Edmunds (@eddo75) July 16, 2012

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#WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator Christopher Walken…. Well it’d be more awkwardly hilarious than being worse.

— Stephanie(@dubuchi) July 16, 2012

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#WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarratorYoda’Moist mess I was as he touched me, mm?’

— Paul Edmunds (@eddo75) July 16, 2012

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#WorstFiftyShadesAudioBookNarrator Ted Mosby. He will tell you about every other book he read before he starts narrating this one.

— Barney Stinson (@AwsomeStinson) July 16, 2012