Introducing The Happiest Olympics Worker Ever [VIDEO]

1. The Sweat Moppers. These high-profile volunteers are in charge of keeping the players safe from slips on a wet court, and even though they’re not athletes themselves, the job is pretty intense.

2. The Volleyball Snatchers

3. The Tennis Court Sprinters

4. The Plastic Bucket Removers

5. Honorable Mention: Kinesio Tape- Many athletes have been sporting kinesio tape to keep their muscles in perfect position.

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A Ryan Lochte Reality Show? Jeah! [PHOTO]

Female Olympians currently dominate the social media scene–seven out of ten top mentioned moments on Facebook involve female athletes. Jessica Ennis, Aly Raisman, and Alex Morgan lead the field with “buzzable bests.”

Michael Phelps, Ryan Lochte, Missy Franklin were the most talked about athletes during the first week of the Olympics, with Michael Phelps topping the list after he became the most decorated Olympian of all time.

“Bolting,” the pose made famous by speed-demon Usain Bolt is sweeping the twitter world with impersonations galore. Even the “Fierce Five” sent Bolt a little love, the girls have said that he is the #1 athlete that they hope to meet at the games.

President Obama has also been an active member of the social world, tweeting congratulations to Michael Phelps and talking on the phone with the women’s gymnastics team.

After the opening ceremony, the Queen generated the most social buzz thanks to her Opening Ceremony skydive stunt, reigning in 1.2 million tweets.

In this new Funny or Die video, Lochte spoofs his recent confession, proclaiming that the pool, “the biggest and most expensive toilet,” is the only place where he pees.

“There’s a lot of training, you definitely start with the bathtub,” Lochte coaches.

While on a tour of London with NBC’s Jenna Bush Hager, the girls had some time to show their moves while riding through the city on a double decker bus.

With “Teach Me How To Dougie” playing in the background, McKayla Maroney offers to teach Bush a few moves. Bush attempts, and Gabby Douglas‘ response is priceless.

The girls had a great time seeing the sights of London, posing with the Queen’s Guard, and seeing their Kellogg’s cereal box for the first time!

Via Deadspin

MTV Video Music Awards Are Going with ‘One Direction’

First with the One Direction performance announcement, now with this hilarious video from funnyman Kevin Hart, the VMAs promise to be one heck of a show. In the first look at Kevin Hart in his role as host, Hart tries getting in with Kanye West and Kim Kardashian as “YeKimKev,” and they’re not quite having it.

Ryan Lochte: ‘Hey Girl’ Meme Gets A New Face [PHOTOS]

Ladies everywhere, the TV gods have heard your cries. It looks like Lochtenation won’t have to wait until the 2016 Rio Olympics to get up close and personal with Ryan Lochte again–according to his agent, and The Hollywood Reporter the Lochtenator may be coming to a small screen near you in the form of a reality tv show.

Are You Team Phelps or Team Lochte? [PHOTOS]

“I cannot tell you the exact shows, but two different reality show concepts have been offered and one additional is being discussed,” said Lochte’s sports agent Erika Wright.

(Cue the celebration music)

With Lochte’s entertaining “I peed in the pool” confession and his mom’s hilarious one night stand mis-speak, it only seems natural that every moment of Ryan’s life henceforth should be documented (heavy on the no-shirt moments please) and put out for the world to see. He also said he would be open to a “Dancing With The Stars” appearance when he gets back to the states.

Jeah!

Via Hollywood Reporter

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Gymnastics sweetheart Aly Raisman was looking quite patriotic in a star studded leotard, being quite the Wonderwoman and earning a gold and bronze medal in the same evening.

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Gabby Douglas‘ spunky personality shone through her silver space-age leotard, of which Lady Gaga would surely approve.

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From Ryan Gosling to Ryan Lochte: ‘Hey Girl’ Meme Gets A New Face [PHOTOS]

“One of the things I want to do is I’m not going to let myself get out of shape like I did in 2009,” Phelps said Sunday. “I gained like 25 pounds in six months. We’re going to try not to go down that road this time around.”

Matthew Mitcham Steps Away From The Diving Board To Sing Beyonce [VIDEO]

It may seem insane that someone as fit as Phelps would be worried about a little bit of muscle loss, but if athletes don’t adjust their eating habits to fit their less-active lifestyle, those chiseled abs can turn to mush faster than butter in a microwave.

Meet An Olympic Secret Weapon: Alfred, the Rubber Duck [VIDEO]

Phelps ended his historic Olympic career with 22 medals–2 bronze, 2 silver, and 18 gold. While he seems content with his retirement for now, the world can only hope that the swimming star will get bored with his retirement, just in time for Rio.

Aside from impressing us with her mad skills, the vaulting queen keeps us entertained with her fierce facials. Seriously, if looks could kill… Here are our favorite faces from Maroney:

1. The “Fierce Focus”

2. The “Oh Hell No”

3. The “Keep Calm and Swallow The Silver”

4. The “I’m The Best In The World and I Ain’t Afraid To Show It”

5. The “Instagram Sass”

6. The “Queen of the Ice Bucket”

7. The “Sassy Smirk”

Facebook Reacts to Ryan Lochte Peeing In Olympic Pools

On Sunday, Russia’s Svetlana Romashina and Natalia Ishchenko made quite a statement with their swimsuits–emblazoned with none other than the king of pop, Michael Jackson.

Mouthwatering Olympians for Day 9 — Dalton and Djokovich [PHOTOS]

The pair unveiled a routine that incorporated Jackson’s classic tunes, signature moves, and iconic sparkle. The silver and black MJ-inspired bathing suits brought the duo a bit of MJ magic, as they moonwalked swam their way to the top of the qualifying round.

Russia’s Svetlana Romashina and Russia’s Natalia Ishchenko compete in the duets technical routine during the synchronised swimming competition. (MARTIN BUREAU/AFP/GettyImages)